Internet Canary

The guy in the office who surfs the web more than anybody else, but nobody complains about him. Because as long as he hasn't gotten fired, you know you are safe, too.

Man, now that Vince quit, who's going to be the new "Internet Canary"?

by TheOriginalBaconSandwich November 13, 2009

Conan O'Brien

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.

Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.

by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005

Conan O'Brian

The best Late Night Talk Show Host. Ever. If you disagree I will hurt you.

Conan airs on NBC weeknights at 11 PM CST

by White Sox Rules July 19, 2004

Conan Obrien

The funniest guy on Late-night television.

Has frequent bad musical guests

by LARSTAIT November 4, 2003

yellow canaries

a type of diamond.

ok yellow canaries in the watch, cranberry on the drop, ben and jerrys on the spot.

by Cardan December 15, 2007

Conacher

Jokingly explained as "Norwegian" for a sex toy, typically used by someones mother.

Don't be a Conacher

by Mikel prod June 8, 2017

Conán

The type of thing person who is always there for you even when the rain falls. They always look out for you and even though they might seem immature it’s just your shitty sense of humor. There naturally good in bed and are really thoughtful in relationships and will never cheat on you

Conán is so sexy I’d fuck him

by Gay nibba 68 February 21, 2019