compassion sucker

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.

"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda

"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1

"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1

by Friendsss June 18, 2009

compacho

Variation of "partner" or "friend." Combination of compadre and muchacho.

"Hey compacho, thanks for watching my dogs while I spent the night at my girlfriend's."

by TK$ January 8, 2014

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

Software Company

A company that provides software to its costumers. In average software companies, the majority of employees is formed by programmers who provide the code to be compiled to the actual software product.

Microsoft is the most famous Software Company in the world.

by CodenameJoker November 6, 2013

The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina

Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.

by GummyJizz August 17, 2018

lala company

An unethical, often tax evading, business run by family members. These businesses think short-term, expect profits on every transaction even if that means screwing the customer.

Lala companies treat their employees poorly, do not respect their time and don't compensate them well enough.

Bosses in such companies are insecure feudal lords, wreaking terror on their employees.

Prevalent all throughout India

Harry: Yo, I have an offer from Jatt Yamla Designs. Should I join?

Sica: Are you pagla, deewana? They are a lala company

(translation: Are you out of your fucking mind? They are a lala company)

by dogememer October 19, 2022

Compass Gang

Compass Gang, Roblox's superior bus operator
All Hail compass else we will block your bus depots, steal your passengers, and eat your mums spaghetti.
ALL HAIL STAGECOACH AND THE COMPASS GANG.

This is a public service announcement. the Compass Gang will block your depots.
Hail Compass

by Chxrlie_RB April 6, 2020