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Toot Coma

When someone toots in a car full of people and doesn't warn the passengers; leaving them in a state of near unconsciousness due to the unbearable odor.

In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."

Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"

Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
by TCsufferer July 30, 2010
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Classroom Coma

Similar to the Cubicle Coma (See Cubicle Coma) It takes it's toll in the same manner, but you tend to wake up either:

1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.

2) in time for lunch, or

3) when school ends.
I've had classroom coma even from early childhood. I mainly say this because I was being given a speech by the principal, only to succumb to it, fall asleep, and wake up with out a clue what happened but suddenly ready for anything.
by Sephirion August 29, 2010
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lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.
Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
by brettuthius August 7, 2007
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Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep
That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma
by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013
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drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know
omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch
by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013
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cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015
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coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.
Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"
by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015
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