Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012

Colorado Breeze

Smoke from burning or burnt marajuana.

Bro I was walking by the library and caught a whiff of that Colorado breeze.

by CheeseburgerEddie February 11, 2015

Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler September 3, 2016

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.

"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017

colorado bitch

A female that loves crack and wants to fuck you. And they live in Colorado

Dude did you see that Colorado bitch? She is such a crack whore

by Anal Finger Banger December 7, 2017

Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017