Somebody who is a wannabe cop.. Even worse than the real thing. Tells you about all the "sweet takedowns" they know how to do and how "I'll get on the force" after they lose like fifty pounds of beer weight and quit working at whatever shitty job they have, if they have one.
Bryce - " bro quit laughing at me or I will put you in the oppressed black man hold i see on tv"
Joe- "Fuck you Bryce, you're just a copthamologist, you don't know shit you racist buttfuck."
Joe- "Fuck you Bryce, you're just a copthamologist, you don't know shit you racist buttfuck."
by Professor Precious March 4, 2015
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This boy is able to get with some of finest girls and is a killer when it comes to sweet talking. He is usually classified as a slayer.
This boy is able to get with some of finest girls and is a killer when it comes to sweet talking. He is usually classified as a slayer.
Did you see Lloyd today? He literally stole the girls from their dates with just a few words. Lloyd is a coothmaster.
by Lloyd The Coothmaster November 15, 2016
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A body piercing on a male person, approximately at the pubic bone's most forward process.
The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.
Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.
Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
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