Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.

The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.

by mistahroga November 3, 2018

Sinus and Coitus

Sinus and Coitus are two very important functions in mathematics. The derivative (which gives the slope of a function at the point) of sinus is coitus. And the derivative of coitus is coitus interruptus, because you need to interrupt the function to measure its slope. Usually people will look at you really weird when you use those terms, because they are not used such high mathematics.

Person 1: Mathematics homeworks was really hard last night. The sinus and coitus excercises were kind of tricky, but coitus interruptus? Nah man. I went to sleep early and decided to finish coitus interruptus later
Person 2: wtf?

by SKYNET853 October 3, 2022

congitoose

Congitoose is a combination of a cow, monkey, pig, rabbit,and a goose. It is also a type of dance used to call the rain by the infamous Meese clan.

Do you see that animal over there...it is a congitoose.
or
Let's do the conitoose and call the rain!

by The Nameless Wonder November 11, 2004

cognitive_player

A Canadian Teenager who makes Animations on flipaclip and does other stuff

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of the YouTuber cognitive_player?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE HE IS THS BEST

Guy 2: :(

by Legeckowasp June 10, 2020

COVITCH

A person who had Covıd-19 more than once.

Jne had Covid-19 for the third time. She is surely a covitch!

by worthy1097 January 15, 2022

pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation

In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.

by nicmeister February 4, 2009

dame tu cosita

GIVE ME YOUR THINGY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dame tu cosita? YASSS

by SpaceUnicorn101 May 19, 2018