coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.
I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
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Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.
Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.
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coffee hop

To spend a large portion of the day downtown, or in another area abundant in coffee shops, visiting as many coffee shops as possible. When coffee hopping, one buys a small coffee/pastry, spends some time in a coffee house, then moves on to another coffee shop to pass the time. (Can also be defined as attempting to sit for as long as possible in a coffee shop without purchasing anything, then moving onto another place when the barista is on to you.)
Tom: You were downtown for 16 hours? What'd you do the whole time?
Jerry: Coffee hopped.

Tom: How many places did you go?
Jerry: Twelve.
by schpix November 28, 2010
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Devils coffee

She wanted to go down on me, but I had to tell her no, I have the devils coffee brewing
by Doowah February 11, 2011
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Lukewarm coffee

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus
man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again
by idakothetricky June 27, 2012
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White Coffee

a name used by people in the party scene for the drug Cocaine.
I sure could go for a nice cup of white coffee..
by Jones Valusse November 22, 2016
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Coffee Gnome

Male or female corporate employees who roam aimlessly to various other departments within their building looking for free coffee. Typical subjects are height disadvantaged. Non offending employees often carry gnome sticks or "gnomechucks" to ward off.
Look y'all, here come the coffee gnomes again. Good thing we only left them the Maxwell House!
by Shadow thorn June 23, 2011
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