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noon o'clock

another name for noon.12:00
by R.I.P. Friskie July 31, 2007
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Shot O'clock

Much like "Beer Thirty", "Shot O'clock" references ANY time of the day in which the mood reflects the need for a shot glass filled with any strong liquor, preferably Patron or any Tequila.
Guess what time it is!!! Its SHOT O'CLOCK!!! WHERE'S THE PATRON?!?!?!
by Free Chorizo1 March 16, 2010
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Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.
Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.
by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008
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5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.
by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008
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trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.
"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"
by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006
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cat clock

The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex
Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
by Pantaloon January 30, 2008
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Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
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