Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.

“You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”

by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024

Clamps

a word that can describe ibro's hairline (clapped). His ass at the every game and that's facts!

You are a clamps

by CYsda March 4, 2022

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

Bitch Clamps

Vice-grip pliers

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."

by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014

Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.

Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.

by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021