A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...
Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-
by Joel Mendoza October 26, 2007

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

Guy 1: oh Christ that dogs shit on your lawn again
Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting
Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting
by Hello you old June 29, 2020

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

1) (Mom enters son's bedroom and starts screaming) Mom: "I told you to do the dishes! Now get off that computer and do them!
Son: Ah Christ...
2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...
2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
Son: Ah Christ...
2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...
2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
by Misty117 June 16, 2011

A common exclamation used to describe the perma-frost like conditions set on a thermostat, usually by a mother.
“Freezus Christ, it’s cold in here!” gasped Thomas. “CathCath went AWOL on the thermostat again!” Alexandra chattered between her teeth.
by Gordon Bombay March 6, 2018

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
by the only joe papa February 16, 2023
