Chirping

When you savagely attack the weaknesses of your friends and family, but in the nicest way possible

John was used to getting chirped on for his progeria, even when he'd never been diagnosed with the illness. His friends and he spent many evenings drinking beer and chirping on each other.

by BrewLaw July 29, 2017

chipping

To 'chip'

To sprint really quickly, so much that your feet barely grace the floor

To flee a dangerous situation

"ha ha did you see that little kid running from that dog! he was chipping!"

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*person 1* "the other night I was out about 11pm and this huge group of guys were like right near me"
*person 2* shit what did you do?
*person 1* I chipped , I mean i was CHIPPING"

by Sharkey Boy September 29, 2005

chipping

To slap a girl in the face with one's dick.

She was such a slut he practices his chipping technique on her 24/7

by anon543445 August 31, 2016

Chimpin

The happy feeling one has before and after hitting the "tripping" phase while smoking tobacco. Characterized by a very relaxed sensation, without the light-headedness of a tobacco high. Most commonly achieved while using cigars and pipes; cigarettes generally lead straight to "tripping".

"Dude, you trippin yet?"
"Nah, I'm just Chimpin. These smokes suck."

and

"Woah man. . ."
"What?"
"Im still chimpin from that cigar."

by Mr. Subway September 1, 2008

Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 9, 2006

chiming

One who rubs baby oil on his little nub to get pleasure having foreign objects ramed in his ass

chi ming grabed his ankles and acted out scenes from his favorite movie anal massacer

by d-tizle May 2, 2003