Random Chimp Event 

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising

Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS

Random Chimp Event by TumbleMr May 22, 2022

Bakersfield chimp 

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.

If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.

Bakersfield chimp by smackie August 30, 2005

Go All Travis-the-Chimp 

A fit of rage or anger. Similar to going postal or opening a can of whup ass. Travis the Chimpanzee was famous for his Old Navy commercials and had to be shot and killed while attacking a woman, tearing most of her face off beyond recognition.

-She will go all Travis-the-Chimp on his ass if she catches him with another woman.

-"Don't make me go all Travis-the-Chimp on you!"

Go All Travis-the-Chimp by Ana317 February 19, 2009

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

sex chimp 

The absolute pinnacle of sex appeal. Untouchable by other words. A sex chimp is infamous and should be kept away from all wives, daughters, and girlfriends.

Friend: “I heard you’re a sex chimp.”
You: “Yeah I’ve been slaying the punani lately”

sex chimp by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

Commander in Chimp 

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

Commander in Chimp by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004