Chillarity

The measure of how chill a bro is (Because everyone knows only bros are chill).

Not to be confused with chillarious or being chill and hilarious at the same time.

Dom: "Damn, that bro is pretty freaking chill, his chillarity is over 9000!!"

Frat Griffin: "After I pounded that natty, my chillaritiy reached maximum capacity."

by Chillarity October 13, 2011

Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."

Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."

by MainVainer May 5, 2014

chillin like a boss

The act of chilling, as a boss would do.

Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.

by Autornoderator December 1, 2015

Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019

Chillin

Chillins are a slang word for children. They range anywhere in the age of 3-12 years old.

How are them chillins of yours?

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

sack dance chillin'

When after you sack the quarterback in gridiron football, you injure yourself during the celebration and subsequently try to disguise your writhing in pain as part of the celebration.

Anthony came up with a huge sack on 4th down, but teammates saw through his sack dance chillin' after landing awkwardly during a celebratory jump.

by Ron81 October 25, 2020

chillinistication

a state of supreme relaxation. beyond normal chilling.

this jawn was in the deepest state of chillinistication and had no sense of her surroundings. it was the ultimate peace.

by patricio September 28, 2003