cheezmuffn

an object sent from the heavens; something very fucking cool

"man, have you seen cheezmuffn?" "yeah, i totally wanna do him"

by cheezmuffn February 6, 2003

Hugo Chavez

Lard-ass president of Venezuela, constantly seeking attention by spouting anti-American rhetoric to any media outlet that will listen. Has allied himself with Iranian President Ahmadinejad, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, and pretty much every other anti-American/socialist/fascist leader in the world. Currently adored by leftists for his anti-Bush stances and for leading a so-called Latino "Revolution" against American "imperialism", despite the fact that 80% of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line.

Hugo Chavez getting applauded at the U.N. for calling Bush "the devil" eight times just shows how decadent the U.N. has become.

Viva Chavez? Pfft.

Hugo Chavez owning Citgo is just one more reason to drill Alaska.

by S. E. H. October 6, 2006

cheez it

Verb - To leave in a hurry, usually from impending doom or harm to one's person

The cops showed up at this kegger so we totally had to cheez it out of there.

by jaci418 December 24, 2007

Chavez

The act of stealing another persons future girl friend, widely defined as "cock blocking" to the biggest extent but this person must be of Hispanic decent

"Wow that kid just pulled a chavez"

by Jacob Livers May 8, 2008

kimberly chavez

A smart beautiful caring person a little shy but the most outstanding thing in the world once you get to know her

Man, Kimberly Chavez is beautiful as always.

by Outsider404 November 21, 2013

chevelle

a kick ass band, if you dont like then go fuck yourself right in the ass with a wooden pole, not only a wooden pole, a wooden pole with splinters

chevelle kicks ass

by wang man November 27, 2003

cheez-it

a racist term meaning a "cracker" that should be white but is orange as a result of over-use of tanning products and/or tanning beds.

That cheez-it needs to cut back on the tanning spray.

by kneebeau December 3, 2009