Big Cheeto

Big Cheeto - President 45 also known as Trump, best identifies by his hallmark unnaturally orange fake bake/spray tan.
“Omg look at this! Trump is ORANGE”

“That Big Cheeto needs to lay off the fake bake. Just think. There’s a tanning bed in The White House. How embarrassing.”
by wordexperienced January 18, 2019
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Purple Cheeto

It's when a guy has a curved dick.
Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.
by Costanzo89 September 22, 2007
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chester cheeto

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina
he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto
by KerminSR September 04, 2006
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Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.
Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!
by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009
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Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.
Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!
by Scotty Ranger July 12, 2008
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Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.
I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.
by JoelJangle December 07, 2016
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cheeto-bust

Masturbating right after eating cheetos without washing your hands
Did he really just go to the bathroom and cheeto-bust?
by nickmannella September 20, 2010
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