Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

cheek chat

when you and your partner put your butts together then one farts into the other

Barry and I cheek chatted last night and it didn't even smell.

by birdygirly December 27, 2016

Cheek bumppin

When two people male and or female press each others butt cheeks together making a backwards hump.

I seen these lesbians with a double sided dildo Cheek Bumppin.

by Irishrover18 January 3, 2017

Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.

Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now

by StudBagel March 20, 2017

cheek collection

the collections of one's cheeks

Aye yo tony lemme collect those cheeks later.
I have a PHD in cheek collection.

by MasterCollector May 24, 2017

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

cheek kissing

Tonguing someone through your cheek to their cheek

Man they were doing some mad cheek kissing in public

by yourfaceisexy December 14, 2017