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chattanooga

Crunk metropolis in mid-east south Tennessee, an hour north of ATL, an hour south of K-town. Nominated for the most crunk city ever by Lil John and the eastside boys.
1. Thank God for Chattanooga, otherwise the only good thing south of Knoxville would be fucking South America.

2.
person 1: I hear Lil' John is switching from ATL to Chatt-town to promote his new album.
person 2: Good. Atlanta sucks nuts.
by staff May 3, 2005
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Catman

A person who doesn't have a social life because he's all wrapped up in the numerous feral cats that live by his house.
Trey has so many cats, we call him the catman.
by TC Robo April 2, 2017
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chattanooga

A city where all the white kids like to act like they're in a gang what when confronted by a real gang member they act like bitches.
White kid from Chattanooga: YO YO B'Z UP C'Z DOWN FUCK CRABZ BLOOD TILL I DIE

Black gang member: NIGGA WHAT YO ASS SAY

White kid from Chattanooga: Umm...sorry! *runs away*

Black gang member: BITCH YOU BETTA RUN
by TST November 11, 2008
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Mark Chapman

Killed John Lennon.

Yes, let's all focus our hatred on Chapman and wish him to a (non-existant) hell. Like thats going to do anything really productive.

...Unless you want to prove the fact that you're just as much of a blood-thirsty extremist as he is.

He was insane, for fucks sake, give this "anti-christ" bullshit a rest and direct your attention to real murderers, ie. Bush, Insurance Companies, U.S. Armed Forces etc.
There is no such thing as good, no such thing as evil. If we insist to define ourselves by these terms, it can best be said that we are all both, and no one is fully either one. This is what Lennon meant.

Mark Chapman was a murderer, but he was human. Lennon too, was only human, and he is not the only person who ever died. We only mourn or care about what we "love" and understand, and not that which is different from ourselves. That's our fundamental problem as a species, and thats where American conservatism, in it's present, facist, militaristic state, takes its root.
by Drukqs2 December 12, 2009
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Chattanooga Caddyshack

A man train that ends with a man having sex with a woman. The train rotates after every fuck.
Dude, that chattanooga caddyshack had the hottest girl at the end of it! Too bad the guy fucking her had to take it in the ass

I had to get fucked in the ass five times but I finally got to that beautiful girl at the end of the chattanooga caddyshack!
by Sweetie Face May 2, 2010
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Chapman

To park askew. To completely miss the designated lines whereby ones car straddles multiple parking spaces.
Damn, that would have been a nice spot had that guy not went Chapman on it.
by BizzleMcDizzle June 9, 2018
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CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir

the teacher that don't be on my bad side but everyone agree he is most than the last
person 1.CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir is not nice he made me stand for 20 minutes

person 2 .did you make him angry

person 1 .he any 24 7

person 3 .I agree
by the man with the sex November 13, 2021
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