Cracking jokes

A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.

Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.

by Blair Thumper April 1, 2005

checking

Dating but not official. (not boyfriend/girlfriend)

girl 2: how long have you been checking him out?
girl 2: 1 month.
girl 1: are you going to date him?
girl 2: maybe.

by Miryam January 4, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

cracking the flags

When something; mostly the weather is extremely good

The weather in Devon is cracking the flags!

by Simon lad broughton July 10, 2015

obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.

Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.

by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009

Cracking a Jolly

The process of toxic air pushing it's was out through one's ass-cheeks; farting

Oh God, Fletch cracked a jolly!

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Chucking Bush

when you catch ten wild slum rats, kill seven of them and claim they were stolen, file a report to your local government, they start an investigation and in the end give you 12 rats while you have, in the mean time sent the remaining three rats to your step brother in the caman islands where he can gain a rat tax from the gladiator arena for rat packs. in the end you come out of the situation dead in a ditch south of chicago from the men who were eventually acused of stealing your rats in the first place.

jesus piss that toilet kid was sure Chucking Bush last week!

by ratdavis123$$$billz June 6, 2011