When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
by my name is not billy July 27, 2020
Get the Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer mug.A prank in which one person (the attacker) approaches another person (the victim), saying, "I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." After hearing this, the victim will lift their hand to their face, attempting to see if they have cancer. Then, the attacker will smack the victim's hand into their face, resulting in a throbbing nose and tons of laughter.
The Cancer Prank
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
Don: "Hey, Jon, I was reading a copy of Scientific American, and, apparently, scientists have discovered that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
Jon: "Really???"
*Jon lifts hand to face, and Don smacks Jon's hand into his face*
Don: "Ha, ha, ha!!!"
Jon: "Ow, ow, ow!!!"
by Catiebug June 30, 2008
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Stacey: I love big black cock, I think I have jungle fever.
Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.
Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!
Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.
Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!
by TurtleBoy001 May 15, 2010
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Get the Cancer mug."I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."
by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006
Get the cancer of the prick mug.The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.
You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?
You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:
Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?
Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.
You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:
Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?
Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.
by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011
Get the Thought Cancer™ mug.Libra and Cancer are a royal capability.The Libra will stay by Cancer’s side forever.And cancer will be there to help.You can coincided cancer as a hot bodyguard.And Libra as a sensitive stripper.
-oh wow what a nice couple mmm the guy is so cute
-Yeah it’s Libra and cancer going together.They always together.
-Yeah it’s Libra and cancer going together.They always together.
by Sensei- November 30, 2020
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