carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

Carmel

A sweet loving dessert that you could eat all the time. It is also a guy or girl who loves to party and sometime is a pain I'm the butt

I love Carmel it is my favorite

by Lola ramoch November 3, 2021

Carmeling

Blatantly avoiding a question or situation by any means necessary, up to and including changing the subject, sleeping, leaving the room, playing on your phone, or getting incredibly drunk.

Why do you hate him? Wait are you Carmeling right now?

by Smirking Dodger August 13, 2012

Carmel Swirl

When a strong man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the proceeds to turn around and defecates into her mouth. She gargles the waste in her mouth and then spits it onto the mans chest and swirls it with her tongue.

My wife was trying to spice up our sex life, so we performed a carmel swirl.

by codybrub August 15, 2012

Chef Carmel

Pimp ass crazy head chef and dean and culinary institute of charleston. Known for crazy antics with no regard to personal safety.

Drinking a Hurricane during a hurricane? Pulling a Chef Carmel, eh?

by chunkfuyoung October 6, 2011

Carmel Football

Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.

Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)

by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018

Carmel High school

Carmel High school (previously known as the golden ghetto) almost has more cops in the building then students. Kids can’t look one way without seeing a cop or administrator in the commons. The school is commonly known for their god awful math teachers as well as their attempts to show their “awareness” for mental health problems and bullying. The bathrooms stalls are always full with kids juuling and not actually using the bathroom and some of the sinks spew out brown water (if some kid hasn’t broken it yet). If you’re a Carmel student and haven’t gotten drunk and had a threesome are you really enjoying your high school experience?

“Yo Chris did you hear about that Carmel party this past this past weekend?
“Yea bro why?”
“Did you hear about the threesome that happened?”
“Which one?”

That’s Carmel High School for ya

by bonbonbobby March 8, 2019