carmel appe

When monkeys give each other blow jobs

when one monkey gives a carmel appe they are well...

by penis.head13 October 22, 2017

carmell

This girl is the best person you will ever meet

You are such a carmell

by Kika57 January 21, 2018

Carmel the stupid bitch

A sometimes annoying girl that can be the equivalent to a idiot female dog hence stupid bitch. a Carmel is proud to be a stupid bitch and embraces the fact she isn’t any normal bitch she is a stupid one. The stupid bitch is unique and has normally has the first name or nickname of Carmel.

Antonym - A nice decent and very normal person.
e.g. an Avi

Carmel the stupid bitch said she wanted a mug saying she is a stupid bitch

by Avz1up February 11, 2018

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

Carmeling

Blatantly avoiding a question or situation by any means necessary, up to and including changing the subject, sleeping, leaving the room, playing on your phone, or getting incredibly drunk.

Why do you hate him? Wait are you Carmeling right now?

by Smirking Dodger August 13, 2012

Carmel Swirl

When a strong man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the proceeds to turn around and defecates into her mouth. She gargles the waste in her mouth and then spits it onto the mans chest and swirls it with her tongue.

My wife was trying to spice up our sex life, so we performed a carmel swirl.

by codybrub August 15, 2012

Chef Carmel

Pimp ass crazy head chef and dean and culinary institute of charleston. Known for crazy antics with no regard to personal safety.

Drinking a Hurricane during a hurricane? Pulling a Chef Carmel, eh?

by chunkfuyoung October 6, 2011