Cactus flip

Substance combination; Taking MDMA and Mescaline, be it by ingesting psychedelic cacti, tea, crude extract, clean extract by means of A/B extraction, or just mescaline itself (most likely synthetic).

MDMA + Mescaline = cactus flipping

by (Om) June 10, 2008

cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

jeremy the cactus

Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.

Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation

by Hunter01 February 5, 2019

cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.

stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014