by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019
Get the not on my side of the crisp packetmug. Said to start or get conversations going again. Think of the term 'juicy conversation'. "Where's dat bacon crisp at?" basically means, "What juicy/crispy information do you have?" It can be taken literal as, "Who's got/cooking bacon?".
by HunterIsMadness September 17, 2012
Get the Where's dat bacon crisp at?mug. The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
Get the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranchmug. by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021
Get the crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronchmug. crisp (adj / noun)
Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.
Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.
by B2222222 September 1, 2025
Get the Crispmug. by A. Cow December 25, 2024
Get the Something came up with the crispmug. When the vibe feels forced, emotionally dim or literally dim yellow lighting.
Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.
Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character
When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery
Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.
Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character
When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery
Raven: this yellow lighting is making me feel dehydrated when I’m not
Talia: that is crisp
Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.
Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp
Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart
*sick boom chuggy bass line*
Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.
Talia: that is crisp
Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.
Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp
Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart
*sick boom chuggy bass line*
Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.
by Robinhoodparty November 4, 2023
Get the Crispmug.