Craptop

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

My Craptop cant run windows 98.

by Winbetas October 27, 2003

craptrap

the moist hole between the legs, or anus, that "traps" feces, or "crap"

The potential energy generated by the craptrap turns kinetic when ass meets toilet.

by charlie gone bad January 18, 2009

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptallica

craptallica is a bad term used by metallica bashers

John: OMG METALLICA KICKS ASS!
Mike: yeah right, more like craptallica
John: hey, everyone has a right to their own opinion

by Deltantor May 22, 2005

Craptastic

When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.

We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.

by thatkidanthony January 13, 2009

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

Crift

To have sexual intercourse

John: Will you crift with me
Jane: It would be my pleasure

by bananagramslover January 2, 2011