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Martian crayon

A joint, a spliff, a fattie, Mary Jane.
Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
by Thew May 2, 2006
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Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.
person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...
by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009
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Green Crayon

Said in the right tone 'Green Crayon' refers to someone doing/ saying something really retarded.
Tristan: What are suspenders?
Fay: GREEN CRAYON!
by Fay bowers November 7, 2007
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red crayon

Red Crayons (Ranga crayons)are very yummy. The more toxic they are the better it tastes. The taste is very much like blood which is good to know for all you people out there who want to try it. The red crayon is very crunchy.

Other crayons that are very similar are clear crayons. They taste nearly as good as red crayons. Clear crayons taste like tears.

Many people agree that Blue Fire is also very yummy but only you can eat it if you are a ranga.
It is hard to eat BLue Fire cos it is very hot. Only true rangas (like Izzy and Marli) can eat it easily. You must a ranga if you can eat Blue FIre. If a ranga says yes then you can eat BLueFire aswell.

Most crayon brands come with a red crayon, however you need to shop at specific art stores to find a clear crayon as they are not as easy to get hold of.
kid picks up a red crayon off the floor.
"Yummy you gotta try it"
Other children find other coloured crayons on the floor but realise it doesn't taste as good :(
"I want a ranga crayon!!!!WAAAAAA"
And they all start to cry except that kid with the red crayon.

See Red crayons are worth a cry over

((Really its bad to eat crayons. They are yummy but can be deadly o.O))
by x Izzy x January 17, 2008
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Pennsylvanian Crayon

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home
Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019
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Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.
I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.
by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011
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Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.
Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.
by Raixor June 5, 2018
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