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Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.
Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash
by SkyCharger November 2, 2008
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Bar Crash

The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.
You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.

Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
by Deezo88 April 20, 2010
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fiery crash

When u have flammable chemicals inside of your vehicle that a normal fender bender would result in your vehicle instantly bursting into flames, resulting in a fiery crash.
Man, slow down if you hit something we are all going to die in a fiery crash.
by butt1 January 2, 2010
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crash sprawldisplat

Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.

2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2010
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Fishbowl Crashing

The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.
Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.
by J-Dub the paystub July 4, 2010
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Server Crash

What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.
girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?

boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)
by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010
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crash jazz

a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.
Charlie Parker's Celebrity intro is class crash jazz
by JanezJ January 17, 2009
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