White County

A small town filled with white people and about two blacks. Located in North Georgia, boring with the most exciting activity is hanging out at the local walmart.

White County Georgia

by jamesnelms December 10, 2010

Martin County High School

a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.

john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!

by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010

Plumas County

Small county in Northern California located approximately 45 miles outside of Reno Nevada. Large vacation spot in the summer months. Lots of available outdoor activities including golfing, mountain biking, camping, hiking, etc. Also known for being the spot where many out-of-staters get themselves into trouble at the local watering holes....

Come visit Plumas County on vacation, leave on probation!

by NorCalTransplant April 22, 2011

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Clinton County Ferris Wheel

When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle

Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel

by giantdingdong January 20, 2019

bergen county

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!

Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.

by DAN April 25, 2005

Tri County High School

Tri County High School is a place where hillbillys vape in the bathrooms and draw penises on the doors. Here people "grab" grope each other in the lunch rooms. On top of the vaping in the bathrooms half the students are high 24/7 or drunk. They have many different kinds of people smelly retards, high sk8r bois, thots all around, and total asses.

Guy 1: Tri County High School is nastier than the alley ways of New York.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.

by MinecraftMaster69 April 11, 2019