computer head

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.
I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Computer Eye

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.
Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.
by Druqks December 28, 2008
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Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.
Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"
by Soapboxy July 26, 2009
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computer teacher

The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident

(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)
Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict
by datbroneo October 7, 2020
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computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.
Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std
by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014
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