Jakob has a chode
by Cody spurge December 19, 2021
Get the Chode mug.by momo1021 September 23, 2017
Get the chode mug.Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.
by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019
Get the Chode mug.By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.
These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.
by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019
Get the Chode mug.1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009
Get the Chodely mug.1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
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