Big Cheeto

Big Cheeto - President 45 also known as Trump, best identifies by his hallmark unnaturally orange fake bake/spray tan.

“Omg look at this! Trump is ORANGE”

“That Big Cheeto needs to lay off the fake bake. Just think. There’s a tanning bed in The White House. How embarrassing.”

by wordexperienced January 17, 2019

Purple Cheeto

It's when a guy has a curved dick.

Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.

by Costanzo89 October 5, 2007

chester cheeto

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina

he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto

by KerminSR September 4, 2006

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009

Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.

Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!

by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008

Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.

I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.

by JoelJangle December 6, 2016

cheeto-bust

Masturbating right after eating cheetos without washing your hands

Did he really just go to the bathroom and cheeto-bust?

by nickmannella September 20, 2010