checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box

Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?

by Checker box May 7, 2018

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by zeroaster August 21, 2023

vibe checker

When the Vibe is going good and someone comes to throw it off,
-or-
One who may impose their Vibe over the current Vibe, regardless of group energy.

The gang was chilling but Dwight had to be a vibe checker and snitch to the boss man

by Silly grass February 17, 2022

Ball checker

In basketball the player checking the ball.

Who is the ball checker?

by DickPurple May 17, 2013

Smack Checker

Smack Checker - AKA Fact Checker. One who refutes all facts that do not support the main stream media narrative, its talking points and or any other statement that does not fall under leftist ideologies. (Ie: Socialism, Marxism, communism)

Hey did you see what the Snorpes Smack Checkers said? They said that there was zero evidience to support anything other than what they say is fact.

by FORESTFUNK March 7, 2021