Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

by HawkMech81 December 19, 2020

buttmyg

smart, cute, and amazing myg. if you see this word, it means "highly". It symbolises amazing factor, PhD of minbutt, specialized on wanting to see yoongi's forehead.

user @buttmyg is amazing, best myg ever!

by gums 糖 May 17, 2021

Rainbow Buttmate

The dude you go to prom with.

'Yo who you going with for prom'
-'oh, josh. We're rainbow buttmates.'

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' June 10, 2018

Bavarian Buttmunch

Eating ass while the sounds of an alphorn ring out across the mountains.

Gregg moved his tongue to the rhythm of "Edelweiss" and savored the flavor of last night's wedding cake while performing the Bavarian Buttmunch after his morning coffee.

by Gregg69420 February 8, 2022

Buttmuncher

A carniverous beast that feeds on the butt of another animal or person.

Your mother is a buttmuncher

by nooddood March 17, 2010

buttmunch

A dumb ass person who has nothing better to do than to munch ass all day. (i.e. loser)

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

BUTTMUNCH

An annoying jerk, kinda like a person who is mean to you ,so you'd call them a buttmunch.

Nathan A. is a buttmunching moron.

by Snot Sergeant April 11, 2004