butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Butt-fuck county

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.

I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014

bush butt fuck

what president bush is doing to the country

bush butt fucked us on taxes.

by NATAS666 September 20, 2006

dry butt fuck

To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication

My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

butt fuck

sex where a penis penetraits someone's anus

Sheryl almost died when tom asked her if she wanted to butt fuck

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

buttfucked

1 to have anal sex
2 to be in trouble

1 i buttfucked her/him so hard last night
2 oh great, we're so buttfucked

by the ultimate bitch slap November 1, 2017

buttfucker

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.

Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.

by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009