Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

little pink button

1.A cute saying for clitoris.
2.A word that could be used with inuendo.

It's hard to find, but when you do, push it and it's BLAST OFF BABY!^_^ guys PLEASE take note.

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

AZ-5 button

Something that is believed to resolve a problem but actually only exacerbates it.

When I was sick, I thought taking a shower would make me feel better. Little did I know that I was pressing the AZ-5 button.

by Deepvimal June 13, 2019

button mashing

The act of pressing just about all the buttons on the game controller in a desperate attempt not to get your ass kicked at Marvel vs. Capcom. Often used when someone has never played a videogame before and doesn't know the commands. Sometimes used because it's cheap.

I would've beaten him at Soul Calibur if he hadn't been button mashing the whole time.

by Sabrabbit June 28, 2004

ear-buttons

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

buttonhole

A vagina

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

by soreofhing August 12, 2009

F you button

The act of hitting the silent/reject/ignore button when some one is calling you on your cell phone that you don't want to talk to. You are essentially telling them "F you" hence it is called hitting the F you button.

This action may also be known as call dodging or a polite hangup

My dad was calling to gripe at me so I hit the F you button.

When my phone rang and I saw on the caller ID it was that ugly girl from down the street I had to hit F you button.

by B_._Money_._Vise March 11, 2008