Bummers Penis

A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

by Fury556 September 29, 2009

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

Suicide bummer

Someone who rapes men and then kills themselves because they cant live with the stink of shiton their dicks. usually found in gay bars. usually black or asian

Damn! i just escaped from a suicide bummer! someone pump me out!

by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003

Endless bummer

A punk band which doesnt give two fucks

Wow your band really is an endlessbummer

by hirdsville November 28, 2003

a bummer

when your flannel falls into the jacuzzi and your high as fuck

thats a bummer now im wet

by robbin January 9, 2008

jazzy bummer

Someone who has lots of money, too much to know how to spend it wisely, and who wears rugy shirts with their collar turned up, their trousers high up round their waist and boat shoes. They also drink lager and on occasion pour it over their heads when they've consumed too much. Also known as (rugger buggers) who say rah rah rah alot.

"Bloody jazzy bummers"

by Sidrona August 30, 2005

bummerageitudeingnationessly

Add as many suffixes to a regular word as possible, to give it more emphasis. Bummer + age + itude + ing + nation + ess + ly.

Example: "Dude, that is so totally a huge bummerageitudeingnationessly, I can't even comprehend it."

by Rebecca Gray July 7, 2006