browsering

the online version of window shopping

I was window browsering all day but I didn't buy a thing.

by aussieCliff April 11, 2009

Jew Bowser

The act of saying "give me 'dem coins," like Baby Bowser in Mario Party 2.

Hey you, took my coins you Jew Bowser.

by thatkidaginagain December 7, 2009

'Browse the Hig'

To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.

"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"

"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)

Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 4, 2009

Bowser Fetish

The fetish where you dress your mate in a bowser costume and proceed to 69.

Guy 1: Ay dude I dressed my mate as bowser and pounded her.
Guy 2: Dude you have a bowser fetish

by UbermanTopkek September 12, 2016

Bowser

An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.

Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."

Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."

by SandtownHustle January 5, 2011

Baby Bowser

Baby Bowser has lots of variety!!

1)He likes pickled appendixes!

2)He runs the Grease-Pit resturaunt!

3) And he's jealous of the 'rich people' who live in Debbie's old house!

Did you see Baby Bowser harassing that 'rich guy' in Debbie's old house? Damn! He was like "...And you got your HDTV's, your perfect family, your olympic-sized pool, and your kitchen's the size of most people's houses!..."

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 10, 2003

topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007