brexit

The past tense of "Fuck around and find out"

Some people fuck around and find out, and then some people brexit.

by Somebody, but not Nobody July 7, 2022

brexit

the act of absolutely snapping someone in half on the football pitch

Dave: what a brexit tackle Gary just made on Barry!
Gary: “laughing”
Barry: “dead”

by Jarvis69240 August 16, 2022

Brexit means Brexit!

Phrase used during the game Brexit football to indicate that a tackle which would normally be illegal under the rules of Association Football is either about to occur or in the process of occurring.

"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Aaaargh... Lad, you've broke me arm!"
"play on!"

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit

Cataclysmic fuck up.

'Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey, who thought that Brexit would be anything other than a Cataclysmic fuck up.'

by TegTed June 7, 2022

Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.

You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.

by skoas March 9, 2024

brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.

gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

Brexit

Sexual - When you promise to pull out but you don’t

So I gave her a brexit

by Recce November 21, 2019