when you take a shit and then leave it out in the sun until it dries and becomes hard. then you proceed to beat your woman with it until she cries. Then you use her tears as lubrecant and bust in her eye.
by Hank Faggot April 16, 2008
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Mostly men are notorious for this behavior but some women play this game too. Younger women in their 20's tend to like playing this game with the boys more than older woman who don't like being toyed with too much.
Mostly men are notorious for this behavior but some women play this game too. Younger women in their 20's tend to like playing this game with the boys more than older woman who don't like being toyed with too much.
Jill wanted to go to the show, but made other plans for fear of rejection or appearing desperate aka COCK STALKER.
"Did you hear from that cute guy you liked last night or still on booty call standby?"
"Did you hear from that cute guy you liked last night or still on booty call standby?"
by Mattress Tester February 14, 2012
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by JM_Texas November 4, 2015
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J: So guess who called me last night?
P: Who?
J: Chuck, who I havent talked to in about 10 years. He was complaining about his wife and his life. All looking to me to stroke his ego.
P: Dude. That was a total "(EBC) emotional booty call"
J: Yeah no kidding.
P: Who?
J: Chuck, who I havent talked to in about 10 years. He was complaining about his wife and his life. All looking to me to stroke his ego.
P: Dude. That was a total "(EBC) emotional booty call"
J: Yeah no kidding.
by whackattack July 17, 2009
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A guy meets with his female cousin for some back door action, or trailer trash booty call that only a family relative can provide. Condoms not considered.
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