beating

What you need.

John really needs a beating.

by ItsTheBluAzul July 18, 2015

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Unbirthday beatings

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings

by xanthina July 4, 2009

beating her back out

To engage in sexual activity, usually in what is often referred to as "doggy-style," in a somewhat violent manner as to cause much volume from your victim, but much pleasure for both parties.

She screamed aloud as she lost her hip control while I was beating her back out

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017