The Bent Flamingo

The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg

That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!

by The Purple Helmet February 11, 2022

are you bent

British slang for acting in a homosexual manner.

Oi John, are you bent? Quit asking to see my ass.

by Thick Nigga Johnson November 27, 2019

get bent

to "get bent" is to be bent over and fucked in the ass.

get bent like clark kent in a tent

by get bent bitches October 2, 2006

Bent Vegas

To totally screw up a situation because you ignored all advice and think you know better. Also called BV'ing or BV'ed.

You know that starting your cover letter with "Hello you son of a mother-less goat will totally Bent Vegas your chance of getting the interview."

You totally Bv'ed that whole relationship by not telling her how you feel.

by Tabby69 July 12, 2011

bent head

a random person with a slanted head.
he is rebelious especiously in mrs breens r.e class of year nine A 2.
a bent head likes and is good at maths, and thinks languages and r.e r pointless.

hahaha he is a bent head

by chaz June 29, 2004

get bent

"Fuck off"
Usually used like "Get bent (name)!"
Or "Shut the fuck up man,get bent!"

Hey Allen,get bent! hahahhahah

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

bent shit

Some thing out of the ordinary. Something unsual. Something isn't right.

Person1: Mark already owns three jaguars and he was lucky enough to win the lottery yesterday, that shit ain't right.
Person2: Yea, that's some bent shit alright.

Person1: They should really put a sign warning for wet cement.
Person2: Indeed. Bent shit.
Person1: Yea

by miyago August 20, 2009