beans

A term for fat, based on its appearance. Commonly used in the self-harm community to obfuscate the true meaning.

Katie self-harms

Katie: Ah fuck, I hit beans

by NoelleDoesSpore November 29, 2021

Bean

A carnivores monster that usually preys on wild cats. A group of beans is called a burrito. If you ever come across a burrito walk away quickly and quietly but most can assume you are already dead for beans have excellent hearing and will come at you with such speed the likes of have never been seen. Only few have claimed to have seen these burritos but most of the pictures have been blurry of some have been proven fake. They are as mythical as bigfoot but they have been reported in the mountains of Utah and Idaho though many flock over there they remain elusive. Please be safe travelling these part.

1. Watch out I saw a burrito of beans over yonder. 2. Kid: Where's Jimmy? Mother: He is gone now, he was taken by some beans.

by Gnome Overlord January 21, 2019

beans

fuel for ass blasting, commonly found in cans

"smells like somebody ate some beans"

"you smelt if you delt it"

by IanBellpepper February 27, 2022

BEANS

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

by RealDefinitionsForDumbys June 5, 2019

Bean

As a name, “Bean” means one who is vigilantly aware of cloud patterns; soft padded feet and a hankering for cruciferous vegetables, count on Bean for offering too many options.

Bean says the cumulus cloud looks like a piece of cauliflower.

by Pompombean November 23, 2021

beaned

To be wasted on Ecstasy tablets.

"I was WELL beaned last nite bruv!"

by sirdropsalot March 24, 2007

Bean

A compact cluster of highly specialized knowledge, like the intense flavor of a coffee bean. By extension any person who holds such knowledge.

Jenna, you know everything there is about coffee. You are such a bean!

by HeBrewsCoffee July 31, 2013