Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.

If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.

by couponpolice May 15, 2016

Blancett

In carpentry, to royally screw up a piece of wood. To mis cut, splinter, split, inappropriately fasten, or otherwise destroy a previously perfectly good work piece.

Clay really blancetted that piece of wood

by Senor Lipschitz November 25, 2011

Balanced

this aint it chief

this aint it chief, balanced

by Tarci July 16, 2019

Balancewaad

The habit of both-siding a political issue to make two unequals look like equals.

The news debate panel had a Hindutva right-wing ideologue on one side and a pacifist, Muslim school teacher on the other. Liberals said this was an act of balancewaad. The news station was both-siding the issue.

by famished_writer June 9, 2022

A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Bayance

This potato is probably the laziest and sassiest blogger you'll come across. She's a total grandma and a turkish drama addict. She leaves everything to the last minute and somehow embarrasses herself in every way possible. She uses laughing emojis in her blogs like a dork but she's actually considerate and empathetic so if anything is bothering you, come to her and she will fight everyone off with her vintage high heels. Seriously, she'll have your back if you ever feel down but make sure to bring some ice cream and Nutella to the rant too. She knows that she's a potato and owns it and that's what we love about her. So if you know a Bayance in your life (you probably don't because I'm the first to make this wow guys), make sure to cherish every moment with her before she breaks her hip!

Did you see Bayance's new post yesterday? Fdbuyhjsdugfbjc it's cringy but I loved it anyway! (or did I?)

by Bayance February 26, 2019