by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!
A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!
Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!
Serves one.
Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!
Serves one.
by BadgerTom February 23, 2010

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
by Maiakins July 8, 2019

"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"
Carrying something heavy..
"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"
Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...
“Watch me Yeet this Badger“
Carrying something heavy..
"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"
Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...
“Watch me Yeet this Badger“
by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 11, 2016

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.
It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.
It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.
It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?
Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist
Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!
<3
Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist
Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!
<3
by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.
by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008
