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You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 12, 2016
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Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch
Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...
by Mule Tool January 2, 2017
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