bus count

The number of people on a project that can die (such as being hit by a bus or win the lottery, etc.) without the project losing some critical, un-replaceable ability.
The more people who understand the whole system, the stronger and more resilient your organization.

Mary's website project has a bus count of 1: if the web guy goes, they have to start over.

by murray9 December 17, 2013

Bus look

A blank facial expression (Somewhat similar to a poker face) used while riding a bus. A person sustaining a bus look is often in deep thought or examining the surrounding people. Off the bus, this can be considered acting Stoic.

"I stepped on the bus and looked down the aisle, all I saw were a bunch of people with bus looks minding their own business."

"I was too absorbed in my bus look and didn't realize you wanted to talk to me."

by Adam Kern May 27, 2006

Bus Game

A game played on school buses for generations.

If at any point during a ride on a school bus, you spot a person resting their hand on top of a seat back, you can immediately slap set hand as hard as humanly possible.

In the process, you must scream "BUS GAME!", preferably on contact.

Prime field position for this game is the back of the bus, inherently making it a "Cool People" game.

(slap) "BUS GAME!!!!!!"

"Oh it's on pal..."

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

bus boner

A bus boner is a medical condition which affects only males. It is an erection which typically occurs while riding a bus,hence the name bus boner. It can also happen while riding a car or van. Although the erection can happen at any time during the ride, it usually takes place while the individual is reaching his stop. This often causes nervousness in the individual due to the fear of his boner being spotted while getting off the vehicle. People suffering of this condition are adviced to wear big shirts or sweaters. Hoodies are the best choice due to the pocket factor. Placing the penis in a vertical position is another, yet risky option.

I'm afraid of falling asleep on the bus and getting a bus boner.

by ultrajoe August 28, 2007

bus driver dance

otherwise known as "doing the bus driver"

it is on an episode of scrubs, where turk and JD do the
dance in differnt parts of the episode because they are
happy about something.

to do the dance, start bobbing up and down on the spot, then pretend to put your left hand on the top of a stearing wheel of a bus, and move it side to side, like you are turning the bus, then pretend to pull the level that opens the doors with your right hand while looking towards the imaginary doors, then close them again, if you feel like it pretend to wave passengers on with your right hand, and repeat this over and over until u have proven your point that you have just owned someone.

its pretty amusing to do, but JD and turk do it the best

docter cox:- (looking through a window at turk) Is he doing the bus driver !?!?

Patient:- yes he is!!
_______________________

look over there, that dudes doing the bus driver dance!

by mada123 January 8, 2009

Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Bus Chucker

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.

If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

by Tarkvunder October 14, 2008