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Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.
Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?
by AW94 October 22, 2010
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Berklee Blast

The Berklee Blast is most commonly used to describe the result of the cafeteria food at Berklee College of Music. It entails eating some of the badly cooked food and then having diarrhea, often times explosive.
"Oh man, I can't believe I ate the chicken in the caf. I had the Berklee Blast all night."
by asdglkahga;lh May 14, 2009
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Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.
Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.
by Hieronymus June 17, 2008
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Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.
by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010
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blast residue

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.
I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!
by ueno1 May 16, 2009
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Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.
Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.
by Jesus Chrysler June 19, 2010
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shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.
"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"
by stusky September 26, 2006
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