blamps

female breasts

"check out the blamps on that chick!"

by vook May 14, 2003

blaap

Blaap is a Dutch synonym for joint.

Zullen we effe een blapie rollen?
Tijd voor een blaap!

by snall October 17, 2006

Blamp

A tee shirt company.

yo did you cop that new blamp tee?

if not check www.blampinc.com

by Lester J Nelson April 22, 2009

Blapple

the act of inserting your penis into another mans penis hole

the gay men love to blapple eachother.

by Blapples for everyone December 11, 2010

blaps

A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.

"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"

by anne on a mouse December 24, 2005

blarb

What you call a human that has reached the fattest point known to man. These people are sometimes mistaken for bovine.

"Is that a cow in your living room?"
"No it's just one blarb SOB"

by B to the Rock December 12, 2004

Fing Blap

The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.

You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.

Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)

by Straight A's July 8, 2007