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69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.
John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022
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Brazilian Bidet

Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.
"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam
by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023
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Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023
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Cirque du Bidet

The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.
All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.
by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023
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Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
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Mt. Pleasant Bidet

When one is using the toilet and poops, the poop falls directly under the anus of the person on the toilet and the water in the toilet shoots straight into the person's anus.
I used the Mt. Pleasant Bidet, of course!
by osittyo April 22, 2011
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Polish Bidet

When a Man has his feet in a HotTub and recieving oral from a woman who is recieving pleasure from a water jet whilst bent over...
After an evening of wining and dining, the night ended with a 'Polish Bidet'...
by Brad McNasty August 26, 2010
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