bauce

Someone who is incredibly cool and awesome.

Yo, did you see Adam lately, he's a real bauce!

by Fazzam November 12, 2008

Jack Bauer

1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.

2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).

1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.

2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!

by KillYouAll June 30, 2005

Baumgartner

Baumgartner. Bums.
1) To be faint of heart and weak minded
2) A strong supporter of LGBT causes and groups
3)An erratic minded person. Someone who is borderline.

3) Inbred

Chuck: Hey guys. I had sex with my coked up niece.

Paul: your such a Baumgartner dude.

Falina: hey guys I like to do drugs and accuse people of things falsely

Jake: stop being such a Baumgartner

Chuck was baumgartnering in a new town, and all the townsfolk chattered about his deficient mental state.

by Leroy Brown the baddest man ar June 13, 2019

baumgart

To masturbate in class. Possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs hit your wang.

Dude #1: Did you see Dave?
Dude #2: No, what'd he do?
Dude #1: He was baumgarting it.
Dude #2: That noise was his leg hitting the table! That's messed up...

by Big_D_and_the Revolution December 26, 2006

Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer

have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome

by kieth stone May 29, 2010

Bauerific

An adjective meaning something worthy of the approval of Jack Bauer

That sex I had last night was bauerific!
The way he took that last corner was simply bauerific.

by Randy Hurst January 26, 2011

Pull A Jack Bauer

verb

The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.

Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.

by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008