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battle axe

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.
Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.
by MustangGT September 25, 2005
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Battle Wagon

A station wagon that has been modified to accept duties of extreme driving. This includes but is not limited to Jeep trails, deep water, deep mud, steep hills, etc.

A perfect example would be the 1996-1999 Subaru Legacy Outback.
The battle wagon did great on the trip.
by broknindarkagain October 30, 2012
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battle dicks

A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.
Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"
by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006
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Battle Ass

Invented by Theatre kids at Irvington High School. Originally called Battle Axe, but due to mispronunciation, the word Battle-ass was invented. Now a new way of saying bad ass. Normally used for confusing those who say bad ass.
Person A: That car over there is so battle ass?
Person B: What?
by Fred and Bob Crachit March 6, 2011
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wikipedia battle

When history coursework simply isn't fun enough! Or perhaps when one is trying to research a very minor topic that wikipedia cannot offer, one might slip into a wikipedia battle with an unsuspecting Mick Hucknall look-a-like next to you!

A wikipedia battle, also known as a random article battle, makes full use of that magic button, RANDOM ARTICLE. The object is to get better pages than your filthy mancunian red-headed friend or colleague. Normally it is easy to spot who wins, for example X-men would beat Conneticut (naturally). However, if it is to close to call, for example Godzilla and Spiderman, one would call for an independant adjudicator to decide. If that person is also gay and sitting on that prosthetic penis of a fence, then the scores remain as they were entering the round. Most matches are first to 12.

In the history of the wikipedia battle, there have been many engagements many ending in bloodshed. One match even went to 50 much to the annoyance of both participants.
Dave: Hey, fancy a wikipedia battle?
Mick Hucknall: Yea, i am ginger!
Dave:Go!
Mick Hucknall: Aha! Simply Red! What have you got, cocknose?
Dave: Super ameobas.
Mick Hucknall: Pfft. You win.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 2, 2006
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Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.
by International June 26, 2013
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Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth
Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”
by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022
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