Bacon

Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.

bacon doesn't need to be defined

by HJIL December 4, 2017

Bacon

Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.

Did you like the bacon?

by G-Stripe September 17, 2016

bacon

a product that comes from the helpless slaughtering of little piggies...yummy!

Boy i wanna eat some nice cooked bacon ripped from that innocent little piggies' body.

by Peter Christian November 17, 2003

Iggy Bacon Bacon

A weird add-on to make a sentence more awkward, especially if you are talking to someone you make uncomfortable

Happy Valentine's Day... Iggy Bacon Bacon... Happy Valentine's Day...

by Awwzii February 26, 2020

bacon

a term for a cop or a peace of ham

do you hear that bacon coming

by dan hart November 29, 2006

baconator

a sex act in which you wrap your dick in bacon. then you have vaginal intercourse and drink the bacon flavored vagina juice.

I totally got a baconator from your mom last night.

by phill budden May 21, 2009

bacon

when a flap of skin (shaped like bacon) has mysteriously been excerted out of a womans pussy whilst being liked out.

Woman= shit this is good @£$$@*
Man= !!what the fuck??!!
Woman= Dont stop @@£$$$£@**(
Man=yeah man but theres some fukin BACON dangling from your pussy
Woman= @££££@$$%%% Yeah Boi!!$$%%^^**&&^

by Random Rutlander April 13, 2005